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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Thank you...and .... a Quickie in the Bushes

Thanks to you fine ladies that took the time today to help figure out my problem.
I took Amy's advice and updated my browser to google chrome and it seems to be working!
Now I just need to get used to the new browser....LOL..

Quickie in the Bushes.
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when, one day, an angel comes down from the heavens and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

The male statue looks at the female, and she looks at him. Then, without 
a word, they run together into the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently while the bushes rustle and sounds of laughter ensue. After fifteen minutes, the two former statues walk out of the bushes, breathless and laughing.

The angel says to them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left; would you care 
to do it again?"

The male turns to his female counterpart and asks, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions...... 

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head." 

     What were you thinking? this in an email from my SIL today...too funny!

Thank again....Hugs,


  1. way too funny. I tried to check your selling blog earlier but my computer froze up....grrrrhhhh.

  2. FUNNY ~ I like that one!!!
    Prim Blessings

  3. Too funny! Thanks for sharing.

  4. Ha Ha! =) Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Thanks for the giggle! Glad it worked for you.It took me a day or two to get used to the update but I've found my way around.Warm Blessings!~Amy

  6. OH my word Traci I needed a good laugh to start my day!!

    you will love google chrome once you get the hang of it
    it took me awhile I love the + page and having quick access to the most visited pages.


  7. I was thinking that same thing... LOL. Darn dirty pigeons :0)
    Glad to hear you got your problem solved. I use google chrome too.

    p.s. I received my perfect pea hen and company :0)

  8. What a riot! Thanks for the chuckles.

  9. Nothing like good ole fashioned revenge!!! Thanks for the laugh. -Steph-


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